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April 10, 2019it begins Hey everyone, did you miss my constant flow of A Song of Trash and Garbage? Well, it has…
March 16, 2019(This is written in honor of Rip van Super Bowl, where a record-setting punt was the most exciting thing…
February 5, 2019So, ya girl got to go see this rainbow bagel of a film a week early thanks to being…
January 1, 2019Hi there. You don’t know me yet, but you will. Mostly because I’m about to fuck up your next…
November 25, 2018Last year, I unfortunately missed out on being able to sit out front and hand out candy, but I…
October 30, 2018Content warnings for Kavanaugh; sexual assault
September 27, 2018everybodaaaaaay rock yo’ body riiiiight Backmuscles’ back, ALL RIGHT No, that doesn’t scan, and frankly I don’t care. Yes,…
August 20, 2018Heyyyyy friends. We recently returned from a very very very delayed (3 years!) and very very very good honeymoon…
July 30, 2018I am, of course, in this scenario, implying that I will not be murdered or robbed or otherwise harmed…
July 17, 2018